They say your old girls all got somebody new

What’s up party people?

“They might have loved you before

But you’re out here doing your thing

They don’t know you”

Damn folk, my last post (the follow up to my epic female characteristic tier list) actually proved to be one of my most popular ever. Once again, big shout out to everyone who takes time out of their busy sex filled days to read the musings of a cinema worker masquerading as a semi-serious writer who has an energy drink addiction. Honestly though, if I knew my last post would be such a hit, I probably would’ve spent a lot more time on it than I actually did.

Then again, I’m guessing most folk only clicked on it due to the fact that I posted a ridiculously provocative demotivational poster along with it…or maybe word is spreading that I am really that good. Nah, it’s definitely the picture.

(Editor’s note: All the perves are definitely going to love today’s flashback, just sayin’)

This is an experiment

Damn, I can’t believe it’s been ten years since the Western world was changed forever. Like most people, I remember exactly what happened on the day and how it affected me on a micro level. I wrote about it last year (Editor’s note: For the curious, click HERE) and now I don’t know what else to say about it.

Just a tip, do not watch Remember Me if you’re feeling upset about this day.

Just trust me on that note.

Anywho, on to the next one:

The Show ’11

The movie was over, the credits had concluded and the house lights were already shining brightly in anticipation for the pre-show. Twenty year old Isaac and a female worker were hurriedly cleaning the cinema they were in, sweeping popcorn and picking up trash was all part and parcel in the life of a cinema worker. There were still some people who had yet to depart the cinema, one Asian couple and two girls who appeared to be engaged in an intense conversation.

Isaac’s female co-worker sidled up next to him as they began sweeping the same row.

R: Should we kick them out?

Isaac: Yeah I guess so

Isaac strode towards the two girls, he was about to ask them to leave when they both suddenly stopped talking.

They had stopped talking to engage in a different activity involving both their mouths, the two of them were making out with a passion Isaac had never seen in person from two girls. His eyes bulged and his mouth dropped as the show was unfolding right before him. He sprinted back towards his coworker and exclaimed:

Isaac: OH MY GOD, THEY’RE MAKING OUT (!)

Isaac’s coworker also looked quite shocked as the two girls continued wrestling with their tongues.

The Asian couple who was also lingering stood up, the male half of the duo spotted the two females lip locking and his expression went from nonchalant to excited within seconds.

Isaac didn’t know what to do. He was still half heartedly sweeping what was left of the mess in the cinema, but he would eventually have to drift over to the two girls and potentially break them apart from each other’s tender grasp.

Isaac: As a dude…I just can’t stop them.

Eventually, he had no choice. He started drifting  closer to the couple once more, his presence didn’t seem to phase them at all as they continued kissing, completely lost in each other’s embrace as Isaac meekly swept popcorn under seats. Eventually, they separated themselves from each other and grinned at each other mischeviously. They stood up and spotted Isaac not too far away from them. The two girls grinned at him and said:

“Thank you!”

Isaac was quick with his response:

“No, thank you!”

Until next time folks! Stay classy!

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